Friday night. Phone ringing.
Everyone's hands are full.
Jessie answers. She takes the order properly — sizes, tweaks, the read-back, the lot — and prints it straight to your kitchen. The calls you were losing become orders you keep.
Your number. My ears. Nothing in the shop changes.
Straight to the founder — his own number, no call centre.
- Free trial
- No fixed contract
- No integration
- Off in a minute
What lands in your kitchen
"Right — let me read that back to you…"
The most expensive sound in your shop is a phone nobody can answer.
Peak calls, peak chaos
Most of your week's phone orders land in a few evening hours — exactly when the kitchen's flat-out and nobody can stop to write things down. The busier you are, the more you miss.
Every missed call is a lost diner
A caller who gets no answer doesn't wait. They order somewhere else — often through an app that takes a big slice of every order it touches. You did the marketing; somebody else takes the cut.
Do the Friday-night sums yourself: miss three orders a night at, say, £18 a head, and that's the best part of £200 a week walking out the door — into someone else's app.
Direct orders are your best orders
Phone orders are yours: your customer, your number, no middleman. Jessie's whole job is making sure you stop losing them to a busy line.
Three steps. Nothing rewired.
Your number stays your number
We point your existing line at Jessie — either every call, or only the ones you can't get to (busy or unanswered). Switch her off any time and your phone's exactly as it was. Takes a minute, either way.
Jessie takes the order properly
She knows your menu — your sizes, your toppings, your prices. She asks the right questions, checks anything she's not sure of, asks about allergies on every order, and reads the whole thing back before it counts.
The ticket lands in your kitchen
Printed on a kitchen printer we lend you* — it runs off a plug and your wi-fi — or sent free to your phone on WhatsApp. Name, number, items, changes, total, collection or delivery. Cooking's the only thing left to do.
*The kitchen printer's an optional extra at a small monthly cost — a loaner we provide, not something you buy, and it comes back if you cancel. WhatsApp tickets are free, and pricing is agreed with you up front.
If a caller wants a person — or anything needs a human call — Jessie passes it straight to your mobile. She takes the orders; you stay in charge.
Meet Jessie
She's heard every trick in the book. She's still smiling.
Jessie's the sharpest pair of ears in the shop: quick, warm, and impossible to fluster. Prank callers, mumbled orders over the fryer, "make that a large, actually," seven changes to one pizza — she's heard it all, and she reads every order back like a contract before your kitchen ever sees it.
She's a reformed charmer who reckons she's heard every trick going down a takeaway phone — which is exactly why none of them work on her. And yes: she's AI, and she'll be the first to tell you. She thinks it's her best feature.
"Course I'm AI — you think a human could hold forty orders in her head without writing one down wrong? I don't take breaks, I don't nick the chips, and I've never once burned my fingers."
Built cautious — because it's your name over the door.
Every caller hears your shop, not ours. So Jessie's built to protect the thing you can't get back — your reputation — not just to get the order down.
Allergies: never guessed
Jessie asks about allergies on every order. She only ever repeats allergen information you've approved — and anything beyond that goes straight to a human. She doesn't improvise where it matters. Ever.
Read-back before it counts
Every item, every change, the total, the address — read back in full and confirmed by the caller before a ticket is ever created. The read-back is how a wrong order gets caught before it reaches your pass.
A human is always one step away
Caller asks for the owner? Order looks unusual? Anything unclear twice? The call lands on your mobile. And if you ever want Jessie off, she's off — your phone's back to normal in under a minute.
Jessie is AI, and she's honest about it — she'll tell any caller so if they ask, and she plays it for a laugh, not a cover-up. We don't promise she'll get every single order perfect; no one honest could. What we'll stand behind is the part that catches mistakes: she reads it back, every time, before it counts.
Manchester-built. Founder-installed. A real company you can look up.
The best demonstration isn't a slick video — it's Jessie on your own line, catching your own Friday night, with no fixed contract and the off-switch in your hand. That's the free trial. Behind it is a registered Manchester business, heyjessie Ltd, and a founder who sets up every shop in person and answers his own phone.
Straight answers.
What does it cost?
The trial's free — Jessie runs on your line, you see exactly what she catches, and you pay nothing until you've decided she's earning her keep. After that: simple pricing, agreed with you up front, before you pay a penny. No fixed contract, cancel any time.
I've been sold tech that died the week after install. Why's this different?
Been burned before? So has half the high street — fair enough, and we built around it. No fixed contract, so you're never locked in. Off in under a minute, any time — your phone's back exactly as it was. No integration and nothing new to learn — no box on the wall, no system to relearn, no new phone (bar an optional printer we lend you). And you never take our word for any of it: the trial's free, so you watch Jessie on your own line first and decide for yourself. If she's not earning her keep, you switch her off and walk away. That's the whole deal — and if anything's off before then, you ring a person who picks up, not a ticket queue.
What happens if she gets an order wrong?
The read-back catches most things before they reach the kitchen — the caller hears the full order and confirms it before a ticket's ever made. If anything's unclear twice, Jessie hands the call to a person rather than guess. We don't claim perfection — no one honest could — what we stand behind is the read-back, every time, before it counts.
Will my customers think my shop's gone robotic?
Honestly? Most callers warm to her — and when she tells them she's AI (she will, if they ask), they smile. She's patient, she listens, and she reads the whole order back before she lets them go. That's not a shop that's gone cold; that's a shop that sounds like it cares, because she does the part that shows. Anyone who'd still rather have a person gets passed straight to you, exactly like always. And remember who she's really for: the caller ringing while your line's engaged at 8 on a Friday. Right now, that customer's talking to nobody.
What about the calls that aren't orders — "are you open?", "do you deliver to me?"
She handles those too — and they're a fair chunk of a Friday night. "Are you open?", "do you deliver to my postcode?", "what time do you shut?" — she answers in a few seconds and lets them go, no fuss, no holding up the line. She's there to take your orders and keep the phone moving, not to run the meter on a quick question.
Do I need a new till or new equipment?
No. Jessie doesn't touch your till, your website, or anything you already use. The only hardware is an optional kitchen printer we lend you — a low-cost add-on (plug + wi-fi) — or nothing at all, if you'd rather have tickets come through free on WhatsApp.
What about allergies?
Treated as the most serious thing Jessie does. She asks on every order, repeats only allergen information you've approved, marks it clearly on the ticket, and passes anything beyond that to a human. She is not allowed to guess — ever.
Is she really AI — and who's behind this?
Yes — Jessie's AI, and she's honest about it (she reckons it's her best feature). Behind her is heyjessie Ltd, a registered Manchester company, and a founder who sets up every shop personally, answers his own phone, and stays one message away after. You're not buying from a faceless platform in another timezone. You're dealing with a person in Manchester, and you'll have his direct number.
Have a word — it's the founder who picks up.
The best demo is your own Friday night: put Jessie on your line for a free trial and see what she catches — no fixed contract, and off in a minute if she's not earning her keep. Want to talk it through first? Ring or message the founder direct.
- Free trial
- No fixed contract
- No integration
- Off in a minute
Ring or message the founder direct
No list, no hard sell — straight to the founder.
Have Jessie call you
Leave your details and Jessie will ring you for a quick demonstration. Then the founder follows up personally — no list, no hard sell.
Founder-installed. Manchester-first.
This isn't a faceless platform. I set up every shop myself — your menu, your prices, your allergen answers, the printer, the lot — and I test it before a single real customer hears Jessie's voice. If something's not right, you don't open a ticket. You call me, and I pick up.
The others sell you a platform to learn. I answer your phone. That's the whole product — nothing to log into, nothing new on the counter.
Founder-installed means one shop at a time, done properly. Manchester first — so there's only so many I can take on at once. If you're weighing it up, it's worth talking sooner rather than later.
— Vaheed Kassai, founder, heyjessie Ltd · Manchester
